Father’s Day is a time to celebrate the dads who’ve always been there—the ones who taught us how to fix things, gave the best advice (even if we didn’t ask), and somehow always know the remote’s exact location.
This year, instead of reaching for the usual suspects like tools or ties, consider a gift that speaks to his chill side. Whether your dad is a seasoned herb enthusiast or just beginning to explore, a bong might just be the most underrated Father’s Day present of all.
Rethinking the Father’s Day Gift
We’re in a new era of gifting—one that prioritizes wellness, experience, and personalization. Dads today aren’t just stoic authority figures; many of them are open to alternative ways to relax, unwind, and connect with themselves or their community.
So why not skip the novelty mug and give him something that actually gets used (and appreciated) beyond September?
Why a Bong Is the Gift He Didn’t Know He Needed
Here’s why a high-quality bong is more than just a cool piece—it’s a tool for relaxation, ritual, and even better health when chosen wisely:
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Long-Term Use: Unlike a box of chocolates, a well-crafted bong lasts for years.
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Daily Ritual: For dry herb lovers, the bong becomes part of a calming daily ritual.
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Cleaner Experience: Water filtration means smoother hits, less irritation, and better flavor.
He Won’t Buy It for Himself: Which makes it the perfect “I’ve-thought-of-everything” kind of gift.
For the Laid-Back Legend: 45cm Bongs
These are the big boys. At 45cm tall, these bongs offer cool, smooth, and powerful hits thanks to longer smoke pathways and more room for water filtration. Perfect for the dad who likes to sit back, relax, and enjoy a slow, flavour-rich session after a long day.
Why he’ll love it:
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Bigger clouds, smoother draws
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Great for home use
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Makes a bold statement on the shelf
Pairs well with: Ice catcher, ash catcher, or a perc chamber for maximum smoothness.
For the Balanced Enthusiast: 30cm Bongs
A 30cm bong is the all-rounder—tall enough to deliver clean, filtered hits but compact enough for easy use and storage. Ideal for dads who appreciate quality without the bulk.
Why he’ll love it:
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Balanced experience of flavour and filtration
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Easy to clean and handle
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Doesn’t take up too much space
Perfect for: The dad who dabs one night and herbs the next.
For the On-the-Go Dad: 25cm Bongs
Portable yet still satisfying, 25cm bongs are perfect for the dad who likes to take his gear on a weekend trip or enjoys a more casual session. These offer a great mix of discretion and functionality.
Why he’ll love it:
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Travel-friendly
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Lightweight and compact
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Quick and easy to use
Best for: Dads who love variety and adventure but don’t want to compromise on experience.
For the Minimalist Dad: 20cm Bongs
Small, sleek, and seriously underrated. 20cm bongs are perfect for the dad who values simplicity, minimal setup, and efficiency. These little powerhouses are ideal for quick solo sessions.
Why he’ll love it:
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Discreet and easy to store
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Great for microdosing or light use
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Budget-friendly
Great gift for: New dads or those just getting into dry herb accessories.
Final Thoughts
Choosing the right bong size isn’t just about height—it’s about finding the piece that fits your dad’s lifestyle, pace, and personality. Whether he’s after something bold and powerful or compact and casual, there’s a bong that fits just right.
This Father’s Day, skip the socks and give him something that actually sparks joy (and a smooth session). Explore our full collection of bongs in every size—and make his day legendary.
Legal Disclaimer: The Green Box does not condone, promote or incite the use of any illegal substances or to get anyone in conflict with their region or state laws. The use of smoking products is only to be used for medicinal herbs, Tobacco, Souvenir, and Educational Purposes.
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